
#lol that people are pressed that he killed alton tho #besides the fact that it was a purely lannister action #family of gilded war machines calibrated to withstand anything but peace time #picking one another off when there’s no one else left to fight anymore #because fighting’s the only thing they know how to do #the scene with alton also got to the heart of what a huge chunk of the series is about#peeling apart medieval myths to reveal the seams where they come undone #that knights aren’t chivalric heroes; they’re trained mercenaries and soldiers with blood-stained hands #because their moral compasses aren’t theirs to call their own #they belong to their sovereigns #and if said sovereign wants to maul his wife (see: aerys targaryen; see: robert baratheon) #or beat his betrothed bloody (see: joffrey)#then the kingsguard’s only duty is to stand by and watch it unfold #or worse still; be the iron fist through which royal desires are instrumented #and at this point jaime - for all his moral failings - still has the clear-eyed insight to recognise that #recognise what he is beneath the chivalric mask #killing is an art #and knights do it exceptionally well #oh jaime #oh my own dear heart

#the sisters stark are two sides of the same coin #arya stark is stuck as a servant in a castle that was taken down physically by a dragon #and sansa stark is stuck as a soon to be queen in a castle that was created by the dragons #and they both have masks to wear and lies to tell and songs to sing #cersei sees herself in sansa in which sansa is stuck to marry a man who is horrid #tywin sees cersei in arya for cersei’s ways in childhood of wanting the armour and the sword #you only bring me sadness you fools why do i love you

#and then she tricked him into revealing his plans #ur fave could never
#except no other faves COULD ever because nearly every other names character in this film is male #and natasha operates within gender paradigms #she exploits them and inverts them and uses them to burn the best laid plans #i do think she’s actually afraid here when he says he’ll have clint kill her slowly and intimately #just because he could and my kingdom for the two of them when she has a nightmare about the hulk #but otherwise she knows exactly what she’s doing. every facial expression and body motion is purposeful #these strong powerful men with ego problems think her vulnerable because she’s armed with nothing but her body #and that body is small and breakable and doesn’t have any armor at all #but that body is far more powerful than any of those men realize and she can kill with it if she has to #and she’s got no problem with that but her main goal is extraction and you can’t extract information from the dead #so she takes those assumptions about her and turns that strength against the men who think little of her #she allows them to think they’ve gotten power over her and in so doing she crawls into their plans and burns them down from the inside #your favorites could actually never because every other avenger in this film is a man #and a man could never do this
What’s the first movie you saw in the theater— the first one somebody took you to and you were like ‘Oh, wow!”? +
#that awkward moment when Renner feels the age gap #’oh god I have a crush on someone who was in diapers when I was crying over E.T.’ #’dear god’
#the tags should read #that moment when renner realizes he slept with someone #multiple times #that wasn’t even born when ET came out

#Finnick Odair is that like that one character in every anime who always appears with sparkles round his face #and who flirts with all the blushing girls and makes them go ‘eeehhhhh!’ #and you think he’s just a sexy comic relief character #until suddenly one episode it’s like BAM BACKSTORY #and it turns out he was forced to murder for entertainment #and his family was killed horribly #and he can never be with the woman he loves #and he’s being forced to have sex with half the Capitol #and that’s why he acts all provocative all the time #and suddenly the sparkles are gone and you stare at this character with tears streaming down your face #and you whisper ‘Finnick-sama’ as the wind tosses the tendrils of your hair.
FIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINNIIIIIIIIIIIIIICK!
sigh…this scene forever #Alisha on flirt mode level 10 #super attentive #hands touching her hair #gazing into his eyes #smooth move with the earplugs to get even closer #big smiles #and SIMON! #pretty oblivious until they start sharing the earplugs #you can see he’s starting to freak out a bit #but her reaction to the music brings him back down #his creepy smile says it all #alisha and her eyes looking all over the place at the end #no flies on this girl #I didn’t fully appreciate Misfits season 2 until Misfits season 3
#i just don’t know what to do #with all these #game of thrones #~feels~ #after every episode #like #I LOVE STANNIS #I LOVE JON #I LOVE TYRION #I LOVE BRAN #AND RICKON SMASH #AND DAVOS #AND LORAS #AND MARGAERY #AND BRIENNE #AND LOL LANCEL #WHERE CAN I EVEN BEGIN? #OH YEAH #SHIRTLESS GENDRY #JAQEN#UGH #TYWIN #AJSDHFJKAHSD #FORGOT TO ADD #ARYA #ARYA #AJSDHFAJKSDH
#hahahahahahaha #poor joe #i got so much second hand embarrassment for him when the lady suggested that maisie won’t always be 14 #lmao #bahahaha and her suggestion that lots of 27 year old guys hook up with 18 year olds #he’s just all #*nervous laughter*
Joe Dempsie on his character’s Game Of Thrones secret lineage and learning what “Shipping” Arya and Gendry means
#so much secondhand embarrassment #so. much. #it’s like ‘my what a delightful interview’ #’oh no oh no OH NOOOooo’ #*car crashing sounds* #joe dempsie#game of thrones
#WHEN EVEN HIS EARS GET RED WHEN THE LADY IS LIKE WELL IN LATER SEASONS I DIE A THOUSAND DEATHS #stay away from the internet bb #but also update your twitter more #EVEN HIS EARS!